i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Starter clothing

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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