What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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