Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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7>6

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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LIE

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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