Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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