a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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