What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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God

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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