Knock knock It's open

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the battle of waterloo

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Anti Joke

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