Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Hello penis

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Passing by

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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