The NHL playoffs

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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alert("The Game");

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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