Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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