What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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