What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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