Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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