Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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