waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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the WNBA

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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