A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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I'm not here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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