what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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