What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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