why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Get in the car.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Penis.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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