What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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You copy and paster!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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