What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

thumb_up thumb_down -47

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Society.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

thumb_up thumb_down -121

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

thumb_up thumb_down -177

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops