- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Why is your face? Because.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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