The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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