what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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