I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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