What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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