Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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