- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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