What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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