Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Fat people.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Where is my tractor?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Anti Joke

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