Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Womens rights

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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