Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Caitlyn.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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