if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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SNAPPLE!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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