Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

Women's rights.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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