What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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i like cats

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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am i invited to party? no

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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hi, im sober.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Anti Joke

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