How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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black people. that is all...

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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LIKE THIS!

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Anti Joke

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