Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Arron Glass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Got milk? No.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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