SNAPPLE!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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