There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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i was molested.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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