Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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