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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Dylan Eichas

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

hi hi strager danger

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Punch line.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

japan4.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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