What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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