A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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