How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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whats forever alone me

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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smug face >:}

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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(insert antijoke here

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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make me a sandwich!

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