Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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this site is funny.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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