Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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