whats annoying and black? black people

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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