Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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