- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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