What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women's rights.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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