- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

someone called a frog a frog

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Swag.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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