a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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penis

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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