A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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