Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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