What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Wumbo

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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