- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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