What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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