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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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