- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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