Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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lebron

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Swag.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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what is not funny? This joke.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Obama.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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hrih

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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