why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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69.9

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Christians

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Obama 2012

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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