- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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