-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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nick toth

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

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