Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Women's Rights

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Yee

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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