Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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The Colts this year.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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