your momma's so stupid she shot herself

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

thumb_up thumb_down -59

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Runescape.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

whats annoying and black? black people

thumb_up thumb_down +122

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

thumb_up thumb_down

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops