How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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