Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

what is darker than black?... YOU

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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