What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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You.

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Hi

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

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