your going to die

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A fat man on a moped

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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2+2= 478

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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