A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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hrih

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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You.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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