Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Miscarriages.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Hi

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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acuna

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