wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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You.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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