- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

A man walks around a bar.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock knock

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

How's your mum? she's dead..

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