The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why? Because racecar.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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