Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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