What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Yo Mamma

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Hi Adam,

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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