- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Animal

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

George W. Bush

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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