- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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