How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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i have cancer

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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hi im paul!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Womens Basketball.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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