Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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