What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Your mother is so fat.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Jesus wept.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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