Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Lacrosse

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Anti Joke

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