Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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