A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Penis.

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I'm funny.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Obama

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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